he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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