: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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