There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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