your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you just see the Batmobile???
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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