Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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