My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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