Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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