Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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