who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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