Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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