I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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