Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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