well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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