can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
two words: eviction party
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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