U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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