why didn't you poke me back
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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