Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Randomize
