yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
