We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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