Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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