Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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