i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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