Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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