I got chris browned last night
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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