I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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