It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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