Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
me + whiskey = a bad person
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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