no you cant smoke seaweed
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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