let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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