your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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