So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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