It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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