Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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