Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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