All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
This toilet bowl is my home.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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