Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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