Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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