Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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