so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Randomize
