did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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