what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
