This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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