Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Shame is for Republicans.
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