I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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