No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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