Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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