His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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