Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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