i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
