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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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