He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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